Hot fun in the city. (For Vaginal Use Only)

I love being back in the city.

The area right around the subway station at 28th and Park, where you can find a McDonald's and a Duane Reade is prime central for street vendors, beggars and thieving bums. I frequently see the thieving bums selling stolen items near this corner. Yesterday a man chased a thieving bum out the front door of Duane Reade and grabbed back a shopping bag containing items that he had just purchased. The victim returned to the store without a word. The bum and I looked at each other and walked off in opposite directions.

The Duane Reade itself is pleasant except for the pharmacy section which I utilized for the first time today. I went to pick up my prescription and was treated to a sullen and rude clerk. Out of curiosity I glanced at her name-tag which said "For Vaginal Use Only". It was appropriate.

The douche bags are out in full force on these fine summer evenings! Two weeks ago, I came home on a Sunday morning at 3 AM to find a drunken white guy passed out in the front door. I had to step over him. This Sunday I woke up to vomit on the exact same steps. I took a picture of it, but I'll spare you. Nobody cleaned up. Luckily it rains allot here.